April 12, 2004     

WASHINGTON, DC – The Society of Recovering Sorority Girls, through its founders Kristina "Morgan" Rose and Deandra "Brooksie" Brooks commend Donald Trump and the cast of “The Apprentice” for their hard work and exemplification of the American Dream.  Regrettably, they note that we will all say good-bye to this spring’s greatest guilty pleasure during this week’s April 15th live finale.

"During these last few weeks, we've learned so much about empire building and management from Donald Trump, that he has inspired us to start our own home entertaining empire," declared Brooksie.

"What 'The Donald' has done for real estate development, we want to do for events with signature cocktails and tasteful centerpeices,"  intoned Morgan.

Morgan and Brooksie do not believe that they are the only people who have been inspired by the show and they encourage home entertainers everywhere to celebrate the conclusion of the series.

“Just because you get a visceral thrill out of watching attractive people in pretty clothes getting fired on national television, it doesn’t make you a bad person,” said  Morgan.  “As long as you turn it into something positive, like a viewing party.”

A high quality viewing party would include New York or series themed fare such as Hard Lemonade to evoke the first episode’s lemonade stand challenge or soft pretzels with dipping sauces as an homage to New York’s street vendor cuisine.

“What I like best about the show is the way that it reinforces the values of Greek Life,” opined Brooksie. “Contestants who were able to build a network, like Bill, Kwame and Amy rose to the top while people with limited social graces like Omarosa and Sam received the reality tv equivalent of being cut from rush.”

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